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Today, whilst at Tesco... An old woman coughed in my mouth >=[

What the fuck?


If the universities I have applied to don't answer soon, I may self-induce a coma until they do.

Writer's Block: Public Transit Nightmare

What has been your worst experience on public transit?
I was on 5 stop train journey home a few months ago.
I was about 2 stops away from home when Large Man boards completely empty train but me. Considering it was an empty train, I was rather startled when he sat right next to me. He must've seen that I was uncomfortable and moved a space away.
Anyway, the train got stuck between stations which I hate because you can be sitting there bored senseless for up to an hour. We'd been sitting there for a few minutes and the guy pulled out a lighter and started flicking it on and off. I thought nothing of this and just hoped he wasn't going to light a cigarette in the hot carriage, bearing in mind this was summer. A few minutes later we were still immobile and I was still sitting through this guy's game of lighter on, lighter off etc. He decided to stop and put his lighter away, aftering proving to me that his lighter worked very well, congrats.
So I sat there, wondering when the hellington this train was going to move when he pulled out a whopping great gas canister, not one for filling up lighters with, especially not lighters that are working perfectly.
He caught me staring rather terrifyingly at him so he turned away from me and started smacking the massive gas canister on the chair next to him. By this time he'd pulled out his lighter again and was flicking it on and off in between smacking this gas canister about.
I calculated that this was quite unfair, I didn't want to die an uncool death of being bombed by trampy man.
Thankfully, the train started moving and I got off at the next stop although it wasn't mine, I didn't want to be next to scary Gas Canister Man.

Chew on my literar skillz, bitch.

I have just written a lengthy, dry, sympathy-vote-gaining letter of complaint to Outfit, who I have worked for for a year.
I am handing in my resignation tonight.

Oct. 1st, 2007

Why, oh why, is deviantart blocked on my school's internet? I think it's because of the artsy pr0nz.

Boo ya.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, leeanne_snape (-5000 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to aes5 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Friday I gave falling_starr a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I bought porn for hannahbassill (-10 points). In September I gave ihavenosanity a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4670 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


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Hahahahahah I love this.
Andy needs to take note of what I deserve this Christmas ;]
Happy birthday to Father #2 sporian_ice_god


I bagged myself an old rogue.
Feel free to harras him and try to steal me from him at aes5
Hahah ;-)